Sting Stung

The incredible popularity of our swimwear has created a thriving black market, with customers reporting their swimwear being stolen from under the noses, which is not ideal when it is the only thing that they are wearing at the time. To counter this alarming trend, we have devised the only plausible solution to the problem. We have trained highly venomous jellyfish that live against your skin to attack anyone that doesn’t match your genetic make-up. All you have to do is lick your device when placing your order so that we can receive your DNA profile and train the jellyfish that we’ll send out in your swimwear. 

This print has been produced via the latest direct digital printing technology, which means it is better for the environment as there is minimal wastage and water consumption in the printing process.